Dear British Airways,
If it's not too much trouble, could you kindly postpone your strike for two more days, and leave me stranded in London rather than New York?
And if you must strike, I don't need a cabin crew. I'll bring my own sandwich and blanket, and am happy to vacuum up after myself. Just please don't cancel my flight. I'll even buy Bounty bars for all.
Thank you,
Alasse
PS I have a friend with dreads and a blaster, in case the polite route does not work.
If it's not too much trouble, could you kindly postpone your strike for two more days, and leave me stranded in London rather than New York?
And if you must strike, I don't need a cabin crew. I'll bring my own sandwich and blanket, and am happy to vacuum up after myself. Just please don't cancel my flight. I'll even buy Bounty bars for all.
Thank you,
Alasse
PS I have a friend with dreads and a blaster, in case the polite route does not work.